Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

While I layed kneel bowing in shock in the mud ,as the same as I have been for the past hour . I had only… — MrCountry
Sometimes,I catch myself gazing through the window.It is in those moments when it occurs to me that somewhere,maybe far,maybe near is someone who won't realize..… — Nix Mae
Hurt 7 The hardest part is saying goodbye, but in order to get to the rainbow you must go through the storm. Hurt 5 go… — Paul Emmanuel
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere. — Frank Tashlin
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that… — William Thomas
I think every man who is not a religious moron likes when a woman is comfortable with watching a porn movie. — Izabella Scorupco
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always… — Joel Schumacher
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. — Martin Sheen
That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If you mean Im a walking good time, then hells yeah. But Im not wasted and stumbling… — Kesha
For some reason I felt a lot more comfortable with the action stuff this time. Normally I just felt so silly, like even in New… — Robert Pattinson
Like, if I want to know about France, I'll buy the book I don't know if that makes me a moron. — Richey Edwards
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin… — Tyler The Creator
I interact with girls by acting intentionally awkward; I like throwing my body around and acting like a moron. Rod is...not a stretch. — Andy Samberg
You're calling the shots around here. I explained to this fucking moron more than two weeks ago, before I got sick... — John Gotti
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work, then the one… — Unknown Author
When you know you can't be compared with awesome guys, why don't you try to be a moron? — Satyajit Chhotaray
Whoever said what you don't know, can't hurt you. was a moron. because from what i've been through, not knowing, is the worst feeling in… — Ritu Ghatourey
Kale. The one and only Anas Kamal. This is about the amazing Kale. The one who had me knock some sense in him after giving… — Amber Hope
If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Moron Quotes

145 authors contributed a total of 179 Moron Quotes, led by these top contributors: