Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice...I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I… — Kiera Cass
What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time! — Margaret Atwood
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. — Alice Sebold
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions. — George Carlin
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I… — Bill Watterson
Only stupid moron people that used drugs to forget their problem — Unknown Author
I have no clue when this was taken, but I was going through my pictures, so here. Me flipping my hair like a moron. — Naquitta Faith
I can not fight her ; I can not even yell at her. I will fight people twice my size ,but her whose half... I… — MrCountry
While I layed kneel bowing in shock in the mud ,as the same as I have been for the past hour . I had only… — MrCountry
Sometimes,I catch myself gazing through the window.It is in those moments when it occurs to me that somewhere,maybe far,maybe near is someone who won't realize..… — Nix Mae
Hurt 7 The hardest part is saying goodbye, but in order to get to the rainbow you must go through the storm. Hurt 5 go… — Paul Emmanuel
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere. — Frank Tashlin
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that… — William Thomas
I think every man who is not a religious moron likes when a woman is comfortable with watching a porn movie. — Izabella Scorupco
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always… — Joel Schumacher
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. — Martin Sheen
That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If you mean Im a walking good time, then hells yeah. But Im not wasted and stumbling… — Kesha
For some reason I felt a lot more comfortable with the action stuff this time. Normally I just felt so silly, like even in New… — Robert Pattinson
Like, if I want to know about France, I'll buy the book I don't know if that makes me a moron. — Richey Edwards
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin… — Tyler The Creator
I interact with girls by acting intentionally awkward; I like throwing my body around and acting like a moron. Rod is...not a stretch. — Andy Samberg
You're calling the shots around here. I explained to this fucking moron more than two weeks ago, before I got sick... — John Gotti
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work, then the one… — Unknown Author

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