Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

Vaudeville could not vouch for the honesty, the integrity, or the mentality of the individuals who collectively made up the horde the medium embraced. All… — Fred Allen
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive… — Al Goldstein
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. — Alice Cooper
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. — Clarence Darrow
The computer is a moron. — Peter Drucker
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't… — Anthony Hopkins
We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons.… — John Malkovich
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? — John McEnroe
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be… — H. L. Mencken
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping… — Walter Dean Myers
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. — David Ogilvy
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to… — Pat Paulsen
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. — Ted Rall
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. — Pat Robertson
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. — J D Salinger
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a… — Adam Sandler
My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that… — Gene Simmons
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. — Vivienne Westwood
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal. — Hanna Rosin
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, femaleâ€¦. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real… — Denis Leary

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