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- There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
- A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at 33 percent, but…
- A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that?…
- There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. ... Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your…
- Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's…
- Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if…
- Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in…
- There's no cure for getting depressed. There's no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. But figure out enough about it so that when it…
- There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
- Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and…
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
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