"A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity……" — Conan O'Brien
"A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at 33 percent, but Tiger had more fun getting there."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in…
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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
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I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.
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I think God gave every one of us a cell phone, we just dropped it.
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In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was…
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They say the Pharaohs built the pyramids Do you think one Pharaoh dropped one bead of sweat? We built the…
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Over the next two years UNICEF will focus on improving access to and the quality of education to provide children…
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Finally I almost dropped gymnastics because I couldn't live without create, and you know, and then, all public in the…
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Tonight go to sleep as though your whole past has been dropped. Die to the past. And in the morning…
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In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes…
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