New Poll Quotes
- A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at 33 percent, but… — Conan O'Brien
- A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there. — Amy Poehler
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he… — Jay Leno
- A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34%… — Tina Fey
- A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a… — Dennis Miller