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Monkeys Quotes by Jack Handey
- There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no…
- I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
More Monkeys Quotes
- What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion.… — Lewis Black
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
- Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal