Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 348 authors

Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them to deceive men… — Martin Luther
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de Kooning, who was… — Igor Stravinsky
My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons… — Jules Henry
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in… — P.J. O'Rourke
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner
I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day. — Alan Garner
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be,… — Tom Shales
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever… — Tad Williams
Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree… — Simon Sinek
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth
Well, there's no monkey on my back, — Kim Clijsters
We are bored in the city, there is no longer any Temple of the Sun. Between the legs of the women walking by, the dadaists… — Ivan Chtcheglov
Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous. — Richard Preston
Artists are not helper monkeys; theyâ€™re not in it to visualize 'your' story, because it stopped being 'your' story the moment you engaged in a… — Mark Waid
I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. — Dick Dale
Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when… — P D Ouspensky
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). — Eddie Izzard
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people. — Billy Sunday

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