Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

Someday men will walk on Mars, but we will still be monkeys. — Talking Heads
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's a… — Damian Marley
Monkeys niggas — Nicki Minaj
Girls are like monkeys they don't let go of one branch before they catch the next one and see that its strong enough to hold… — Unknown Author
Birds love you monkeys love you hippos love you snakes love you tortoise love you giraff love you . . Please go back to ZOO… — Sooraj Rock
If leaves could be money, I think some girls would go for monkeys. — Mswazi Omarion
Adam doesn't need a partner, the guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys… — Jimmy Kimmel
I've noticed a facinating phenomenon in my thiry years of teaching: schools and schooling are increasingly irrelvant to the great enterprises of the planet. No… — John Taylor Gatto
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them. — Hussein Nishah
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah
If money grew on trees... girls would date monkeys. — Nishan Panwar
I have my own world that nobody else can see that has colorful monkeys, spotted giraffes, talking cookies and walls, dogs that meow, and smart… — Young Siddiq Prince
You: When I grow up Im gonna go to the moon. Me: Im afraid youre too late, NASA isnt sending the monkeys anymore. — Bubbly
Uhhh...the sea monkeys have my money...yes, I'm a natural blue... -Dory — Finding Nemo
A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Omg its so true! Monkeys are the WORST drivers! — Nikhil Saluja
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.… — Zhat*
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant… — Uday Chandra Shekara
Jungles are inhabited by jackals and monkeys ; In caves rats take up residence: those who wash off inner impurities 5 tyms a day, Doing… — Ritu Ghatourey
Just because you are fine with your life being a circus where you are the ring master, doesn't mean the rest of us want to… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler

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