Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! — Emaliebaby
We are the monkeys of desire trapped in a cage, Not having freedom to loose what one has and what one does not have — Melchor Lim
Weve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that… — Robert Wilensky
I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean or something ,so… — MrCountry
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.… — Cuts And Scars
Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. -Nabil N. Jamal — Nabil Jamal
'Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.' 'When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made… — SweetangelUnknown
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys. — Vikrant Parsai
I Want 2 Kill U But I Cant,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited. — Babloo
Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet,… — SangFroid Stalker
What difference between the dogs and some bastards?When you devote your time and play with the dogs is being so friendly and protect you, but… — Black Son Beats
Everytime you feel yourself being pulled into other peoples drama,repeat this words..Not my Circus,Not my Monkeys. :P — Nikkie
Why are there nice and mean peeps? Are aliens real? Why does everyone have parents? Why do humans and monkeys look alike? EVERYONE KNOWS THE… — Ashley Cofield
No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys. — Stan Brakhage
Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't. — Unknown Author
We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is… — Robert Wilensky
Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants. — Kings Of Leon
I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys! — Madea
I stay at home with my disease, ain't this position familiar darling? But all monkeys do what they see. — Counting Crows
Monkeys stand for honesty. — Simon And Garfunkel

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