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Monkeys Quotes by Mark Twain
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he…
- What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
- I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
- I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
More Monkeys Quotes
- What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin
- I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he… — Cassandra Clare
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal
- Blushing is the most peculiar and most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion but it would take an overwhelming amount… — Charles Darwin