Monkeys Quotes

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I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. — William Congreve
I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state. — Penelope Cruz
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes… — Stephen Hawking
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. — Jimi Hendrix
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals,… — Paris Hilton
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. — Vanessa Hudgens
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. — Robert Hughes
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness… — Robert M. Hutchins
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. — Henry James
There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that… — Daniel Kahneman
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What… — Margot Kidder
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is,… — Anne Lamott
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the… — Jerry Lewis
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to… — Jerry Lewis
Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it… — Wangari Maathai
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. — H. L. Mencken
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to… — Christopher Meloni
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. — Bill O'Reilly
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an… — Chris Pratt

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