Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone
I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we… — Angie Stone
Mother Nature is always speaking. She speaks in a language understood within the peaceful mind of the sincere observer. Leopards, cobras, monkeys, rivers and trees;… — Radhanath Swami
As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself… — Rachel Weisz
I think probably the scariest thing, as weird as it sounds, was 'The Wizard of Oz' and the flying monkeys with the witch. I remember… — Rob Zombie
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? — Steven Wright
Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth. They all want… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the 'monkey mind' -- the thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves,… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Explain me to myself, youâ€™ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, Iâ€™ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. — Don DeLillo
Stop the nurse like the monkey. — Jeff Lindsay
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than… — Terry Pratchett
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what… — Maureen Johnson
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. — Nick Hornby
Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way that the sight… — James A. Baldwin
Doctor, I had never had anybody like her in my life, she was the fulfillment of my most lascivious adolescent dreamsâ€“ but marry her, can… — Philip Roth
I read the Bible and know little of its history, but the human beings who wrote it were instruments of Divine Power, and Jesus forged… — Paulo Coelho

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