Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference. — Charles Portis
People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I was the green monkey, the pariah. And I had no friends. Not just a few friends, or one good friend, or grudging acceptance by… — Harlan Ellison
I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you know, and on… — Nick Cave
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ainâ€™t no monkey but I know what I like. — Bob Dylan
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? — Steven Wright
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington
It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained… — Chuck Palahniuk
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. — Chuck Palahniuk
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town — Anne Lamott
He said that people who loved [animals] to excess were capable of the worst cruelties toward human beings. He said that dogs were not loyal… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. — Augusten Burroughs
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone,… — Jen Lancaster
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete… — Chuck Palahniuk
We seem to live in a world where forgetting and oblivion are an industry in themselves and very, very few people are remotely interested or… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On her father's side… — Jean Webster
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap between the washing… — Chris Cleave
Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?" Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg. "Monkey," Varg… — Jim Butcher
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest, who cares but… — Richard Ford

Who Wrote These Monkeys Quotes

342 authors contributed a total of 420 Monkeys Quotes, led by these top contributors: