Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Even monkeys fall from trees. — Chris Bradford
It was just a kiss â€“ " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey. — Linda Howard
He felt so lost, he said later, that the familiar studio felt like a haunted valley deep in the mountains, with the smell of rotting… — RyÅ«nosuke Akutagawa
So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head. "He hasn't returned… — Ally Carter
Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning jacket. He could… — Cassandra Clare
Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow. — Cassandra Clare
Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys. — Cassandra Clare
I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy city life, you know. The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack… — Cassandra Clare
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare
I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he needs a little… — Cassandra Clare
--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to be a Hero!?… — Eiichiro Oda
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy — Eiichiro Oda
Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I… — Cassandra Clare
No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing… — Rick Riordan
Now run along and play, but don't get into trouble. George promised to be good. But it is easy for little monkeys to forget. — H. A. Rey
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. — Prince Charles
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. — James Goldsmith
I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. — Scott Ritter

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