Monkeys Quotes

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's. — Mark Twain
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. — Unknown Author
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees. — Mario Puzo
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. — Joe Rogan
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans? — Christine O'Donnell
For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order to save the… — Charles Darwin
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. — Henry Ward Beecher
I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me more of a… — Jennifer Lawrence
If you give people peanuts, you get monkeys. So if you want good people that are highly qualified, make the amount of money available for… — Lindsay Fox
Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are submerged in water,… — Brendan I. Koerner
The reason we personify things like cars and computers is that just as monkeys live in an arboreal world and moles live in an underground… — Richard Dawkins
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan
One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point,… — Carolyn Murphy
When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to ask how. Because… — Audrey Tautou
Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue. — Finding Nemo
Humans are just monkeys with feelings. — Nikhil Saluja
Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!! — MrAwesome
Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome
Science says that human are orginated from monkeys but they dont say that how monkey are orginated. — Patrick Ngetich

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