Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

Iâ€™m just trying to imagine you in flannel pink sock monkey pajamas. Iâ€™m sure you look stunning in pink. (Damien) Actually, with his skin tone… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to… — Stephan Pastis
We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence,… — Chuck Palahniuk
For Godâ€™s sake, let us be men not monkeys minding machines or sitting with our tails curled while the machine amuses us, the radio or… — D. H. Lawrence
Right.â€ Sadie looked dazed. â€œYouâ€™ve got a monkey butler. Why not? — Rick Riordan
What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. Itâ€™s so not like me, but I couldnâ€™t help myself. It was just like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of a hat, the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and the young man… — John Taylor Gatto
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment beneath a mountain… — Gene Luen Yang
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan
He doesnâ€™t look very smart,â€ Diesel said. â€œHeâ€™s not even giving me the finger.â€ â€œCan monkeyâ€™s do that?â€ Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger.… — Janet Evanovich
The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the… — Garth Stein
Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show. — Terry McMillan
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go… — Spike Milligan
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves, spit… — Elizabeth Gilbert
And besides, look at elder flowers and bluebells-they are a sign that pure creation takes place - even the butterfly. But humanity never gets beyond… — D. H. Lawrence
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you… — Kathy Reichs
But then with me the horrid doubt always arises whether the convictions of man's mind, which has been developed from the mind of the lower… — Charles Darwin

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