Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 342 authors

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went… — Bob Dylan
You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. — Bruce Springsteen
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. — Russell Banks
I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being shot, being hit… — Criss Angel
Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. — Elton John
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John
My belief is that science is to wreck us, and that we are like monkeys monkeying with a loaded shell; we don't in the least… — Henry Adams
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel… — Zach Galifianakis
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like. — Joanna Lumley
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers. — Robert A. Heinlein
If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys. — Hannibal
In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. — Emmanuel Jal
I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey. — Kendrick Lamar
We've just barely stopped being monkeys. — Duncan Trussell
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with… — French Montana
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who. — Sebastian Arcelus
Unlike some of the time-travel movies I love, like 'Primer' or '12 Monkeys,' 'Looper' is not about time travel. It's about this situation that time… — Rian Johnson
Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. — William Winwood Reade
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly… — Tarsem Singh

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