Monkeys Quotes

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We start out postulating sharp boundaries, such as between humans and apes, or between apes and monkeys, but are in fact dealing with sand castles… — Frans de Waal
The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. — William Henry Hudson
You never monkey with the truth. — Ben Bradlee
The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search of food. Artistic… — William Winwood Reade
I'm tempted to say, 'Writing treatments is like designing a film by hiring six million monkeys to tear out pages of an encyclopedia, then you… — Terry Rossio
In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along… — Jack Irons
That's the thing about this game -- you get a little monkey on your back. You go 0-for-3, you go 0-for-6, pretty soon you start… — Mike Candrea
If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that one of them… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is something simply because… — Andrew Davidson
God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys and pigs. — Sami Al-Arian
And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. Iâ€™m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean the God who… — Donald Miller
There are people who are like monkeys in a cage just hitting the coke button. They don't really get that for [musicians and artists] to… — Maynard James Keenan
You monkeys only think youâ€™re running things, — Dennis McKenna
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what… — Zach Braff
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program. — Linus Torvalds
The sort of man who likes to spend his time watching a cage of monkeys chase one another, or a lion gnaw its tail, or… — H. L. Mencken
You are quite correct in saying that I banned the export of monkeys on a humanitarian basis and not because the number was lessening. I… — Morarji Desai
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?" — Robin Williams
Some determined advocates of the vegetable system maintain, that the teeth and stomach of the monkey correspond, in structure, very closely with that of man,… — Sarah Josepha Hale
The tale of the Monkey Girl gave me wat I needed most at a critical time in my life: the image of the creative and… — Midori Snyder

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