Monkeys Quotes

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For talking monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree. Where is it writ large that talking monkeys should be able to… — Terence McKenna
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. — Eric Schmidt
Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. — Sathya Sai Baba
I think it is very important to conserve and protect the natural world. Iâ€™ve just come back from Costa Rica and they are really big… — Colin Morgan
Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey. — Brian Michael Bendis
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by… — Burton Malkiel
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has… — Curt Weldon
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. — Theodore Sturgeon
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates
A mathematician who can only generalise is like a monkey who can only climb up a tree, and a mathematician who can only specialise is… — George Polya
...and the cries of the birds and the uproar of the monkeys became more and more remote, and the world became eternally sad. The men… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the… — Sally Phillips
Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come from… — John Lennon
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] — John T. Scopes
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! — Dwayne Johnson
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the… — Dwayne Johnson
Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest. — Kim Jong-un
The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than… — Dennis Miller
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will… — Jon Corzine

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