Monkeys Quotes

420 quotes by 348 authors

There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about. — Terence McKenna
I believe that the totemic image for the future is the octopus. This is because the squids and octopi have perfected a form of communication… — Terence McKenna
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis
Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery. — Philander Chase Johnson
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. — Sylvia Plath
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie
I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I… — Hannah
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat,… — Konrad Lorenz
Let your monkey do it. — Ina May Gaskin
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the… — Joseph Stilwell
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence. — Robert Baden-Powell
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. — Arthur Eddington
Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he… — Mark Twain
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works… — Ian Hart
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts… — Henry David Thoreau
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the… — Geoffrey Rush
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton

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