Monkeys Quotes

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I happen to be a kind of monkey. I have a monkeylike curiosity that makes me want to feel, smell, and taste things which arouse… — Willis R. Whitney
Someone once said that if you sat a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years, one of them would eventually type out… — Peter Kreeft
Dining out is a vice, a dissipation of spirit punished by remorse. We eat, drink, and talk a little too much, abuse all our friends,… — Cyril Connolly
If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey. — Lyle Alzado
This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of. There are a… — Howard Thompson
Yeah, we call that mulling around. Okay guys, come on now. What we're going to do early in this game is mull around, okay? And… — Les Miles
Nature exists for man no more than she does for monkeys, and is as regardless of his life or pleasure or success as she is… — John Burroughs
Upon the first goblet he read this inscription, monkey wine; upon the second, lion wine; upon the third, sheep wine; upon the fourth, swine wine.… — Victor Hugo
I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the… — David James
The way in which men cling to old institutions after the life has departed out of them, and out of themselves, reminds me of those… — Henry David Thoreau
The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of history. What do… — Eldridge Cleaver
A man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him. — Aberjhani
The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment. — Rolf Potts
In any case, [y]ou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic. You're dealing with a culture of… — Moshe Feiglin
You canâ€™t teach a monkey to speak and you canâ€™t teach an Arab to be democratic, — Moshe Feiglin
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. — Stephen Colbert
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache,… — Karl Pilkington
Philosophers and scientists confidently offer up traits said to be uniquely human, and the monkeys and apes casually knock them down -- toppling the pretension… — Carl Sagan
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she… — John Waters

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