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Men Quotes by Emo Philips
- I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
- I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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