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Memorable Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
- Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
- We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're…
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