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Maybe Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
- If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
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