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Matter Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up…
- Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
- I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands…
- It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not…
- Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a…
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.
- I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
- When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
- The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday,…
- I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
More Matter Quotes
- The more dubious and uncertain an instrument violence has become in international relations, the more it has gained in reputation and appeal… — Hannah Arendt
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I think, as a general matter, clearly, the United States globally supports the development of democracy and the democratic yearnings of all… — Richard Armitage
- Be in harmony with the Tao, with the basic principles of creation. To not be in harmony with that flow, no matter… — Frederick Lenz
- Truth Is Always Like Oil In Water. No Matter How Much Of Water You Add, It Always Floats On Top. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Be yourself no matter how hard it is. Some people will love you some will hate you. Don't give a shit to… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Conversation with a friend will only bear good fruit of knowledge when both think only of the matter under consideration and forget… — Friedrich Nietzsche
- It is commonly supposed that the uniformity of a studious life affords no matter for narration: but the truth is, that of… — Samuel Johnson