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- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
- If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down,…
- When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make…
- Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make…
- I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make…
- So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
- May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
- But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like…
- We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.
- Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
- We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
- If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
- All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another
- Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
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