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Made Quotes by Dave Barry
- If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
- Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last…
- I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a…
- European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.
- Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and…
- Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog…
- Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs…
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a…
- If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbert’s Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would…
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- Silence is the universal refuge, the sequel to all dull discourses and all foolish acts, a balm to our every chagrin, as… — Henry David Thoreau
- The university is our culture's assertion that what is made by the mind has value and can convey values. — A. Bartlett Giamatti
- One of the great thing that A Christian can do is to draw closer to GOD inspite of all the hindrances. I… — Pacifiersucker
- Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. — Douglas Adams