« All Macs Quotes
·
Dennis Miller's Page
Macs Quotes by Dennis Miller
1 Macs quote by Dennis Miller
More Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
-
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
-
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
-
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
-
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
-
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
-
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
-
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
-
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
-
I rant, therefore I am
-
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
-
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
See all 151 quotes by Dennis Miller »
More Macs Quotes
Popular Macs quotes from across the collection:
-
Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
— Lewis Black
-
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and…
— Steve Albini
-
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
— Tom Clancy
-
Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought…
— Seymour Cray
-
I played T-Mac. I cooked him. Roasted him. Wasn't even close.
— Kobe Bryant
-
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
— Seymour Cray
-
Hollywood and Disneyland are the legacy of Europe's cultural imperialism. We gave them nursery rhymes and they gave back film. Televised riots…
— Richey Edwards
-
When you're rich and famous you are the dominant force in a relationship, even if you try hard not to be. I've…
— Stevie Nicks
-
My city love me like Mac Dre in the Bay
— Drake
-
I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
— Kanye West
-
RE: GSEs like Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae: "creditors will continue to underprice the risk-taking of these financial institutions, overfund them, and…
— Unknown Author
-
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for…
— Dennis Miller
See all Macs Quotes »
Check Out More Macs Quotes by Other Authors
Browse Dennis Miller Quotes by Category