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Lucky Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits.
- Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I guess she's lonely…
- Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day.
- I'm really lucky that I was born on my birthday.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!
- Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my penis.
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- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- There are a lot of us little gypsies out there that need to go and find another place you know. A safer,… — Drew Barrymore