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Dennis Miller has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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The 3-point shot has created a situation in the game akin to 'Lotto' fever.
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
— Dennis Miller
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Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive
— Drake
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That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto
— Nas
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You know, the music business is like the Lotto. Just put your numbers down and sometimes they hit, and sometimes they don't.…
— Barry McGuire
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The working class of England take their deracination completely for granted. Disenchantment is the happy code that informs every byway of the…
— Andrew O'Hagan
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The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get…
— Craig Ferguson
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I think most people think that a spiritual path or growing spiritually means that all of a sudden you'll be able to…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.
— Drake
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I feel like I won the Lotto, as far as that show's concerned.
— Peter Gallagher
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Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7…
— Nikhil Saluja
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I've done made more millionaires than the lotto did.
— Jay-Z
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