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Long Quotes by Louis C. K.
- When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to…
- I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,…
- Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No…
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of…
- There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
- A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television.…
- I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.
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- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Still we live meanly like ants, though the fable tells us we were long ago changed into men. — Henry David Thoreau
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin