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- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
- If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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