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- The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff…
- My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
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