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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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It's still a lean back, enjoy or a lean forward, be involved, enjoy medium. It's real engagement, real emotion.
— Christopher Locke
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You know, once you've had that guitar up so loud on the stage, where you can lean back and volume will stop…
— David Gilmour
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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out…
— Jack Handey
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It may be that one of our great faults in prayer is that we talk too much and listen too little. When…
— William Barclay
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Lean back into the arms of grace.
— Cheryl Richardson
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I am trying to get the hang of this new fangled writing machine, but I am not making a shining success of…
— Mark Twain
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Television is really what we've been looking for all our lives.... [It's] perfect. You turn a few knobs and lean back and…
— Raymond Chandler
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People in America, when listening to radio, like to lean forward. People in Britain like to lean back.
— Alistair Cooke
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