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Know Why Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When…
- You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No…
- I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can…
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