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- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;…
- This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and…
- Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.
- You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,…
- I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
- The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that…
- I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I…
- For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened…
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- Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. — Richard Bach
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong