"I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know……" — Dave Attell

"I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend."

— Dave Attell

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50 Quotes by Dave Attell

Dave Attell has 50 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
I don't watch reality TV.
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
I have no grand scheme.
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is…
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse);…
This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who…

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More Channel Quotes

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I was crossing the English Channel with a carbon-fiber wing on my back. — Felix Baumgartner
Goals help you channel your energy into action. — Les Brown
We have the character of an island nation: independent, forthright, passionate in defence of our sovereignty. We can no more… — David Cameron
Country was about character. Country's changed because of monsters like Clear Channel who bought up all the stations and sliced… — Gary Allan
It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel. — James Allen
I normally ignore the History Channel. — Diablo Cody
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. — Piet Mondrian
He neither serves nor rules, he transmits. His position is humble and the beauty at the crown is not his… — Paul Klee
I think we came out the last couple of game and have been able to get it going. The first… — Jarome Iginla
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told… — Unknown Author
Channel your energy. Focus. — Carl Lewis
She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident… — W. Somerset Maugham

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