"The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less……" — Dave Attell

The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of… - Dave Attell
"The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!""

Dave Attell

50 Quotes by Dave Attell

Dave Attell has 50 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 50 quotes by Dave Attell »

More Any Quotes

This quote is filed under Any Quotes, one of 35,317 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

See all 35,317 Any Quotes »