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- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
- I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
- I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
- I'm not like a performer type.
- I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who…
- I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I…
- For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened…
- Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
- I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
- I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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