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Me Quotes by Dave Attell
- When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
- I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
- Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't…
- Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.
- You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,…
- So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
- I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale