"Let's say you're in a situation where crystal……" — Dave Attell
"Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth."
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50 Quotes by Dave Attell
Dave Attell has 50 quotes on this site.
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
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When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
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I don't watch reality TV.
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I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
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I have no grand scheme.
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is…
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
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There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse);…
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This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who…
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More Crystal Quotes
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one of 303 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The genesis of a poem for me is usually a cluster of words. The only good metaphor I can think…
— Margaret Atwood
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Nature is more like a seesaw than a crystal, a never-ending conga line of bold moves and corrections.
— Diane Ackerman
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I thought of the soul as resembling a castle, formed of a single diamond or a very transparent crystal, and…
— Teresa of Avila
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In a state of grace, the soul is like a well of limpid water, from which flow only streams of…
— Teresa of Avila
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That we find a crystal or a poppy beautiful means that we are less alone, that we are more deeply…
— John Berger
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In Mexico we have a trick - add a crystal of salt to the kettle and the tea tastes better,…
— Gael Garcia Bernal
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What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.
— Robert Browning
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Every piece of the universe, even the tiniest little snow crystal, matters somehow. I have a place in the pattern,…
— T.A. Barron
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...We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated. That sounds goody two-shoes, I know, but I believe…
— Maya Angelou
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Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble…
— James Joyce
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Life is fragile, like the dew hanging delicately on the grass, crystal drops that will be carried away on the…
— Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche
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I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find…
— Mark Twain
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