Crystal Meth Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth. — Dave Attell
At first, I thought 'this series is going to be all about death and desecration,' but instead became a more complex landscape of human relationships.… — Ralph Steadman
The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth. — Daniel Tosh
I don't like hope very much. In fact, I hate it. It's the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.… — Jennifer Donnelly
She's like a hurricane on crystal meth. — Darynda Jones
Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard. — Jennifer Donnelly
Vamps who are dying, or think they are, give a piercing, eardrum-bursting shriek, like the love child of a screech owl and a mountain lion… — Faith Hunter
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles
I'm feeling numb, thinking of changing my name to crystal meth. Playin' this game, holding my mic like a pistol: aiming at death. But I… — Jean Grae
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham
I have such a soft spot for Jesse Pinkman. He's just this lost kid struggling to find his way. I'm so, so opposite of that… — Aaron Paul
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break. — Third Eye Blind
My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not. — Kaylee
Boy:i think this is the part when we kiss...girl:sometimes I thibnk this is the time to do crystal meth but then I think mmm btter… — Tamika-leeigh

Who Wrote These Crystal Meth Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Crystal Meth Quotes as follows: