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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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But the saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.…
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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I'm always disappointed when I see the word 'Puritan' tossed around as shorthand for a bunch of generic, boring, stupid, judgmental killjoys.…
— Sarah Vowell
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Not just self-restraint, that old killjoy, but communal restraint.
— Wendell Berry
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Let’s take this figure of the feminist killjoy seriously. Does the feminist kill other people’s joy by pointing out moments of sexism?…
— Sara Ahmed
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The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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When the last Puritan has disappeared from the earth, the man of science will take his place as a killjoy, and we…
— Robert Staughton Lynd
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America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious…
— Dennis Miller
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Hot off the presses, today’s headlines: The love of your life does not approve of my wanton flapper ways,” Evie said in…
— Libba Bray
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Oh, that clock! Old killjoy. I hear you. Come on, get up, you say, Time to start another day. Even he orders…
— Cinderella
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