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Kids Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.
- I don't have kids but I have two laptops and one of them sucks.
- And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog.
- If she's retweeted you twice in one day, she's pictured what your kids would look like.
- DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
- WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.
- The best thing about kids is making them.
- If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones…
- Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single and have a…
- Female drivers are the reason we teach our kids to look both ways before crossing the street.
- I just hired a nineteen year-old russian girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now, where the fuck am I going to get some…
- My parents used to be happy when I took naps..... but now they think I'm lazy.
- Always masturbate, because there's homeless kids in Africa with no arms who can't.
- As kids if we had said, When I grow up I wanna browse my phone while sitting on the toilet we'd all currently be successful.
- I'm a father figure, just not to my kids.
- Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope.
- Kids are so cute when they're someone else's problem.
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- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was… — J. J. Abrams
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- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire