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Keep Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
- Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
- We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
- My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her…
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