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Junior Quotes by Dave Barry
- England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.
- I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as…
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- I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it. — Rainn Wilson
- Philately is normally a boys' hobby but for some reason it was in vogue at my junior school. Between the ages of… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
- I can't see why we can't toss in a Junior Walker or Wilson Pickett number in every once in a while. — Jose Carreras
- He should be worried about playing the game, not innovating it. He thinks he's Brett Hull or something. You should remind him… — Garth Snow
- I didn't figure out the makeup or cute hair or clothes until oh, maybe my junior year of high school. — Catherine Bell
- We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards! — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting… — Ernest Hemingway
- I've never dated (casually). Ever. It's kind of weird. I did have a boyfriend in junior high who was a kleptomaniac. We'd… — Claire Danes