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- Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
- The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
- What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey
- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor
- If you only cute with make up on...then you're not cute, you're just good at face painting. You should do kids parties...you're talented boo!
- Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for the rest of…
- There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.... One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments.. on their posts.... And the others…
- The only bad part about telling blonde jokes is that IM ONE OF THEM!
- It's called a joke, learn to accept it.
- To be honest I wish you was mine still, I wish you could see how much I love you and how much I miss you.…
- When you want to make her known as your girl she'll be gone, her hand won't be there to hold, her lips won't be there…
- People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real…
- One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that…
- Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
- At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as GOD. Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.
- Your so fat, when u walk past the tv u missed 5 shows
- Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is…
- We laugh at the dumbest jokes, put up with eachothers worst mood, go along with the craziest ideas, thats what makes us the most amazing…
- The town is divided into various groups, which form so many little states, each with its own laws and customs, its jargon and its jokes.…
- My father was just and good to both white and colored, and as they dwelt and workedtogether I never heard or saw one cruel act…
- My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd…
- Only true friends can accept your jokes the way it is meant to be accepted...
- When NASA first started sending astronauts up, they quicky discovered that ball pens won't work in zero gravity. . To overcome this problem NASA spent…
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- I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to… — Roseanne Barr
- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett