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- Boys say its great..boys say its fine... 9 months later boys say its not mine..!
- People who do not want to be disturbed ,usually are already disturbed!
- Never make love in the backward....For love may be blind,but your neighbours are not!
- Arguing with a teenager is like wrestling in the mud with a pig...sooner or later you realise that they enjoy it!
- Why do we need schools? Music: we have UTube. Spanish:there's Dora. English: everything's shortened anyway(lol,idk,gtg) Maths: that's why w have calculators. Geography: I'll buy you…
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