Joke Quotes

1327 Joke quotes by 1003 unique authors

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and… — Graham Chapman
Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable, immoderately perceptive, small-area faces, a stunning and final… — J D Salinger
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is… — Bob Dylan
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever… — Tom Robbins
My Lord told me a joke. And seeing Him laugh has done more for me than any scripture I will ever read. — Meister Eckhart
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He… — Soren Kierkegaard
There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations - these are mortal, and their life is… — C.S. Lewis
Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how to fart on… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag; I am the… — Jodi Picoult
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in… — Herman Melville
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore
The joke is, we all have the same punchline. — Chuck Palahniuk
When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke — Bob Dylan
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut
Oh, so that's why you're up here. For a pity party." "This isn't a joke. I'm serious." I could tell Lissa was getting angry. It… — Richelle Mead
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali
To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to… — Charles Bukowski

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